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		<title>Vacations are hell</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Feb 2009 13:00:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cranky MacAwful</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A nice vacation is just what you need to recharge your batteries, right? Why doesn't it ever actually work out that way?<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=awfultruths.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6099567&amp;post=45&amp;subd=awfultruths&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Men are pigs</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jan 2009 15:30:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cranky MacAwful</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Men are pigs. Oh, I'm sure that isn't true of <em>your</em> man, though. Right?<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=awfultruths.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6099567&amp;post=40&amp;subd=awfultruths&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Your teenager hates you</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jan 2009 15:00:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cranky MacAwful</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The things kids do]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Your kids might be sweet now, but just wait and see. Soon they'll be continuing the generations-old tradition of parental resentment.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=awfultruths.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6099567&amp;post=35&amp;subd=awfultruths&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Women keep score</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jan 2009 21:00:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cranky MacAwful</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Every woman keeps detailed records of anything you do wrong. Even if it's not really wrong, she just has to think that it is. Beware the scorecard -- because you've already lost the argument before it's begun.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=awfultruths.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6099567&amp;post=30&amp;subd=awfultruths&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The economy sucks</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jan 2009 13:30:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cranky MacAwful</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Politics suck]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yes, the economy is sucking fumes right now. But even on a good day, the whole thing is a house of cards waiting for somebody to flick on the ceiling fan.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=awfultruths.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6099567&amp;post=13&amp;subd=awfultruths&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Your pet licks its own butt</title>
		<link>http://awfultruths.wordpress.com/2009/01/18/your-pet-licks-its-own-butt/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Jan 2009 14:15:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cranky MacAwful</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Pets will eat you]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The dog is licking your kid's face, isn't that sweet? Not when you remember what he was doing with his tongue a couple of hours ago.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=awfultruths.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6099567&amp;post=9&amp;subd=awfultruths&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Men pee in the shower</title>
		<link>http://awfultruths.wordpress.com/2009/01/16/men-pee-in-the-shower/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 12:00:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cranky MacAwful</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[gross]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Try listening to "Standing in the shower... Thinking", by Jane's Addiction. Perry Farrell knows what I'm talking about.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=awfultruths.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6099567&amp;post=3&amp;subd=awfultruths&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Isn&#8217;t this awful?</title>
		<link>http://awfultruths.wordpress.com/2009/01/14/hello-awful/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jan 2009 16:30:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cranky MacAwful</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Just plain awful]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[awful]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[introductions]]></category>
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